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Q Cars: 1988 Ferrari Testarossa Test Drive
by Andrey Rudnitsky
July 15, 2007
Ever since I can remember, I have been a car guy or kid. While
growing up, I always played with little matchbox cars. Throughout
my entire childhood, I had collected nearly 300. There were the
average cars that you see every day such as Buick, Cadillac, BMW
and Ford. Then there were the exotics such as Porsche, Lotus,
Lamborghini and Ferrari. Of the exotics my two favorite were the
Lamborghini Diablo and the Ferrari Testarossa. The “good”
guys always drove these cars and the bad guys always drove Buicks.
For some reason they liked Buicks.
The good guys drove these cars because they were cool. Why were
they cool? Did Ferrari have a very expensive marketing campaign
that told kids that their Ferraris were cool? No. All us kids
had to do to realize the “coolness” of a Ferrari was
to look at its design and automatically something in our little
brains would tell us that these automobiles are fast and have
a very attractive color. Therefore they were cool. That’s
how kids decided if cars were cool or not.
When I became a little older I learned that Ferrari did not just
sell sports cars for the road, they also had a racing outfit,
a very successful racing outfit to be exact. This new knowledge
of Ferrari’s racing program only heightened my thoughts
of the company.

Every once in a while, when driving through the wealthy side
of town, I get a chance to look at the sports cars parked at the
local exotics dealership. I knew that one day I will get my chance
to drive one of these wonderful machines.
My chance finally came. So there I was, a 21 year old college
student with the keys to a Ferrari Testarossa in my hand. The
car belongs to a George Pavlisko, a retired businessman who gets
his kicks out of collecting cars and occasionally putting some
rubber on the asphalt. Fortunately for me, he was a fan of our
previous videos and allowed us to review his 1988 Ferrari Testarossa.
George started it up and pulled it out of his garage. There was
a twinkle in my eye as the sun hit the Ferrari Red paint job while
the Testarossa was pulling out of its resting place. At idle the
engine noise is surprisingly quiet. Once it was out, George left
the engine on for about 15 minutes before I would get to drive
it. He explained to me that the engine needed to warm up before
one can actually floor it. He went on saying that you can drive
the car right after you start it, but you will not be able to
put it in 2nd gear until about 5 minutes of “slow”
driving. This was because the transmission oil needed time to
heat up before it can fully lubricate the system.

Before I could set foot in the Testarossa, George called my name
and asked for my full attention. There we were, it was like a
showdown in a John Wayne movie. He looked square in my eyes and
told me, “Andrey… I don’t want any tire squeaking,
donuts, or any other form of dangerous activities. Okay?”
“George, don’t worry about it. You know me, well…
actually you don’t, but I’ll take care of your ‘Red
Head’ (Testarossa means red head in Italian),” I replied.
But little did he know that I had my fingers crossed… just
kidding George if you’re reading…
Anyways, I got into the Ferrari Testarossa and it was about time
to have the adventure of my lifetime. I drive a very pimped out
stock Toyota Camry, but still this Ferrari was in an entirely
new dimension of the car world. The driving position feels like
you’re sitting in one of those recliners where a leg rest
comes up under your legs, only it feels a lot lower. It’s
so low that you can almost look under an SUV while you’re
driving.
While examining the interior I noticed that there were a couple
more gauges that I normally wouldn’t see in a Toyota or
a Ford; gauges such as the oil pressure gauge, oil temperature
gauge, transmission oil temperature gauge, etc. The steering wheel
had no airbag. This was good because you will not be alive to
worry about all of the money you’ve lost if you wreck it.
The leather seats suck you in like those black holes you see in
space movies and there is an automatic seatbelt that goes over
your shoulder. Oh yeah, you also have Ferrari’s signature
polished metal gear lever. Overall there was nothing that was
extremely special about the interior apart from the nice view
out of the rear window (the Engine).

Then I tried to put it in reverse, but I couldn’t do it.
Turns out there’s a special way to put it in reverse, it’s
so special I can’t explain it in words. After a lesson from
George, I got it in reverse and started releasing the clutch slowly,
but the car wasn’t moving like it should. The handbrake
was on, so then I tried to get the handbrake down, but I couldn’t
do it. Turns out there’s a special way to get the handbrake
down also. After another lesson from George, I then was able to
get on my way. I turned the Testarossa around while George was
looking at me expecting me to stall out. Fortunately for me, I
know how to work the 3rd pedal.
So there I was, driving a classic 1988 Ferrari Testarossa on
the streets of Aiken and while I was driving I kept thinking to
myself, “why is it so hard to switch gears?” I expect
sports cars to have a heavy clutch, especially one that was built
in the late eighties, but I didn’t expect it to have such
a rough gearbox. Switching gears requires an enormous amount of
effort compared to modern everyday cars. This is because Ferraris
of yesterday, unlike the Ferraris of today, did not cater to the
wealthy owner who purchases one for the sole purpose of showing
it off on Saturday evenings on an outing with the lady. They were
built for the sports car enthusiast and only came with manual
semi-racing transmissions.

The Testarossa, however, tries really hard to be a comfortable
exotic sports car. It has A/C to cool the lady down whenever there
is the unbearable danger of perspiration. As mentioned before,
the seats are comfortable as well as sporty. There is room for
golf clubs and half of a suit case, but the most evident characteristic
that set it apart from it’s biggest competitor in the eighties
was its better than average, in supercar standards, cabin visibility.
Lamborghini Countachs, the Testarossa’s direct competitor,
had a little mouse hole as a rear window, while in the Testarossa
I have great visibility of all of the gold diggers trying to catch
up with me.
The design of the Ferrari Testarossa is timeless and still has
enough good looks to turn heads. Driving in the car also makes
you feel like a million bucks. People either respect you because
they think you’re successful and loaded or they think you’re
an arrogant snob who inherited a fortune. In my situation, given
my age, it was the latter. However, I did find that the younger
age group wasn’t that bad. I had a couple of high rolling
homies riding on dubs give me “the nod of respect,”
a couple of teenagers in Camaros and Mustangs followed me and
tried to race at the lights, but I held true to my word with George
and stayed under 154 MPH. What surprised me most, however, was
that the amount of smiles and waves I got from members of the
opposite sex were substantially greater than when I’m cruising
in my pimped out Toyota Camry.
Despite all of the extra luxurious features, such as A/C, power
windows, automatic seatbelts, lots of luggage space and comfy
seats, the Testarossa was still a performance machine built by
Ferrari. In the late eighties, the Testarossa had a top speed
of 186 Mph, which was the highest top speed for any production
car at that time. It was faster than Lamborghini’s top performer
the Countach LP500 QV, which had a top speed somewhere around
172 Mph. It will hit 60 in 5.3 seconds, which was “wicked
fast” in the eighties. In fact, it was fast enough for Don
Johnson to get to a crime scene in the hit TV series Miami Vice.
All of this was made possible by the 4.9 liter 180 degree 12
cylinder engine; also known as a boxer engine because the piston
movement resembles that of a boxer, but not just any calm boxer.
This engine would not only knock you in the face by hand, it would
bite your left ear off, dip it in some motor oil and swallow.
It produces 380 horses and that is more than enough to keep me
happy. As mentioned earlier, it is surprisingly quite at idle,
but don’t let that fool you because once you open up the
throttle it is also surprisingly quite. Although the noise does
pick up a bit, its not like some of the newer Ferraris that just
want to attract attention.

One of the biggest surprises that came with me taking the Testarossa
out on a test drive was that it did not overheat and that there
was no power steering. Okay, two of the biggest surprises. Despite
the 86 degree weather and sun beaming down at me, there was no
sign of anything overheating. This was two days in a row. I would
say that’s not bad for a late 1980s supercar with 45,000
miles. Although I do have to add that the one I drove was in good
condition.
I understand a lot of things in life. I understand that Donald
Trump can be successful despite the odd configuration of his hair.
I understand the Theory of Chaos. I understand the concept of
Supply and Demand and that of the Invisible Hand. And I even have
a mild understanding of girls, but I do not understand why Ferrari
did not put power steering in this vehicle. My brother’s
1968 Ford Mustang has power steering. Keep in mind I did say “1968,”
and not 1986.
From my understanding Italy is not a primitive country; they
are no longer bartering and have developed a written language.
So why are they depriving the Testarossa of power steering? Did
Mr. Ferrari go shopping and buy too many Gucci handbags and didn’t
have any money left over to install power steering? And no, it’s
not because this is suppose to be a race car, because it’s
not. It was made for the road not the race track. The real answer
we may never know.
The Ferrari Testarossa was more practical than the “average”
supercar at the time, it was and still is appealing to the eye,
and it was fast and this could all be purchased for a small price
of $170,000 in today’s dollars. Considering that the least
expensive 12 cylinder Ferrari on sale today, the 612 Scaglietti,
has a Manufacturer’s Suggested Retail Price of $250,000,
the Testarossa’s price tag was generous.
If you have any comments or suggestions regarding the review
or if you would like us to review a certain car you can email
us at auto@theqshow.com
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